Your hommie the Porn Guy is really only passionate about 2 things in life, Escorts and porn. Which i can say i am a red seal class 1 in both. I have been with more escorts than a mathematician can count. If your looking to get the job done, Then List Crawlers will help you to do that, But BEWARE.. Now the question is- what is listcrawler?
Well… Listcrawler is a website for listing escorts for hire and the website is also called Escort Alligator. List Crawler lays claim to being the biggest and best adult escort site in North America and they certainly are! However with size comes issues.
Hold on tight as here comes our ListCrawler review!
Listcrawler does hold the crown for the most popular escort site however this site is not for newbies. Unless you got 10,000 hours under your belt browsing escort pages I would steer clear from this site. This site is packed with scams, frauds and some down right nasty chicks. However Listcrawler is not all that bad, there are certainly some gems and real value on this site but you better be practiced.
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Now back to the review… We recently went on a jaunt to the ListCrawler homepage and most interesting it was. Once we typed in the site information and pressed Enter, the page loaded and we were directed to confirm that we were at least 21 years of age. Now, we come to the ListCrawler homepage. This homepage was as dated as the hills, but colorful. It had a search bar and some categories at the right of the page. Thee include Max 80, milfy, independant, ay papi!, car fun, trans x, desi dahls, yolo, forty up and i think you get the idea!
I should mention that if you type in Listcrawler.com it will redirect you to Listcrawler.eu , Which is all good. You are still on the original american site. I am guessing for legal reasons ( cough cough backpage ). They gotta host this site in Europe. Even though this site is super bumpin on google it gots peeps typing things like list crawlers pittsburg, listcrawlers buffalo – detroit – seattle – atlanta and so on!
Escorts on the homepage are presented in a vertical list, though you can change this to a box format if you like. The most recent escort ads are shown first, with their age and name, plus a short description of their services and a bio being provided. Click on any of these escort profiles, and you get more detailed information, including very cock-engorging pics, comments, and reviews of their services and abilities.
One of these profiles stated that the owner was a mom, 39 and unhappy. Her name was not listed, but she did mention how she’s willing to provide 69 and oral sex, plus doggy and anal. Her phone number was displayed and her pics showed a nude body so sweet and tight we are definitely having a taste of it this week!
Another profile was of a 28-year old babe who lives in the Saddleridge Drive area. She says she’s lonely, wants a deepthroat and wants to suck our cocks so hard it would spit bullets! She’s the slim and sexy type, with her profile containing images and a video. Unfortunately, we couldn’t read her reviews because to read a review you must have first submitted one of yours.
Getting in touch with these and other escorts is done via phone. If you like what you see, you simply have to give them a call and arrange matters.
What PornGuy Thinks of listcrawler
ListCrawler has more escorts than our anuses have hairs! These range from grannies to babes, and white to ebony. All are horny like you wouldn’t believe and even if you are not going to hire them you can fap to their nude photos and vids.
Aside from the scams and fake postings. The site is free and ads are kept to a minimum, but the homepage design is dated. Overall, ListCrawler.eu can be a good source for the veterans like myself and many more like me, and has babes who can send you to paradise, a dick suck and anal lick at a time!